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nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"


snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times
parkingstrange:

hareyplotter:

Harsh bro
memeguy-com:

The best Dad joke in film history


lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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memeguy-com:

Very insightful thank you